I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m starting to get insanely pissed off with Google. They keep changing their site. First their homepage with the ridiculous Google Fade. Now their search listings have updated.

It appears Google is on a mission to alienate and anger their users. Mission accomplished. You know why I don’t use other searches? Because there’s too much clutter in the results. Google is simple. You type something, it shows results. Thanks. End of transaction. No need to show me “OH! Because you typed ‘gonorrhea’ you might like AIDS!!!” or “See news about ‘gonorrhea!’” No thanks. Just show me the listings. Or would you like to see images of gonorrhea?? If I did, I’d click the “Images” link you so graciously supply on top.

So now Google is on a quest to be more like Yahoo. Idiots. Google, why do you think nobody uses Yahoo? Why do you think everyone uses Google? IT’S THE FUCKING INTERFACE, you dumb shits. Are you really too fucking stupid to realize this? The more you copy other search engines, the more your appeal slips into the ether.

I really want to not hate you Google, but you make it so hard lately. PLEASE STOP FUCKING WITH YOUR INTERFACE.