So, in case you haven’t heard, Apple took their iPod touch, made it 5x bigger, and are now marketing it as the iPad (or “Tablet”). Where does that leave us? A portable device that’s not portable and really fucking difficult to use. The reason laptops have keyboards and pointing devices is because people don’t like on-screen keyboards. They suck. It’s necessary on small and mobile devices like the iPod touch, but on a bigger level it’s not…which why laptops exist.

So before you follow the marketing hype and buy your new $500 tablet, ask yourself “What the fuck am I thinking?! I already have an iPod, and I already have a laptop. Those swindling asslickers don’t need more of my money!”

That’s right, the iPad is a shitty in between piece of shit which is shitty and smells like shit. It’s not quite a laptop, and it doesn’t quite fit in your pocket. Stay away!! Don’t be a dweeb!